Thief Simulator is a Action, Adventure, Simulation game from Noble Muffins with a 88% positive Steam review signal. Indie Lantern indexes it for players browsing by weird, single-player.
Game snapshot
- Developer
- Noble Muffins
- Release year
- 2018
- Playtime
- Varies by player
- Price
- $1.99
- Review signal
- 88% positive
Screenshots
System requirements
PC
- Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel Core i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVidia GeForce GTX 750 DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel Core i7 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVidia GeForce GTX 1050 DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 5 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX compatible
macOS
- Minimum
- OS: macOS 10.13.6 or later Processor: Intel Core i5 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVidia GeForce GTX 750 Storage: 5 GB available space
- Recommended
- OS: macOS 10.13.6 or later Processor: Intel Core i7 Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: NVidia GeForce GTX 1050 Storage: 5 GB available space
From Steam reviews
Review notes
Thief Simulator is worth a closer look if you want cyberpunk, stealth, great with friends, and exploration.
Best for players who want cyberpunk, chaotic fun, stealth, and great with friends.
Check more carefully if you dislike technical roughness and repetition or grind.
cyberpunk
SettingThe game leans into neon, hacking, or corporate-dystopia texture.
buggy
FrictionTechnical roughness or instability comes up often enough to check.
stealth
Play styleAvoiding detection is part of the intended rhythm.
great-with-friends
FitIt tends to be better when shared with friends.
exploration
Play styleThe draw is moving through spaces, discovering details, and learning the world.
chaotic-fun
ToneThe appeal is messy, funny, and unpredictable rather than polished calm.
solo-friendly
FitIt still makes sense as a solo play choice.
grindy
FrictionThe loop may feel repetitive if you dislike grind.
Steam review snapshots
You are able to buy different types of lock picks and hacking devices.{ Graphics }— ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☑ Good ☑ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long…nice game but when uncle played it robber stole car and crashed and he got caught by police very sad peace 10/10The game strikes a nice balance between stealth, exploration, and planning.Why it fits
Good for players who want stealth, exploration, and a weird solo-friendly game. It blends stealth, exploration, and planning with a weird tone. The game also has a Very Positive Steam signal.
Who might skip it
Skip it if you dislike technical roughness, repetition, or grind.