No Umbrellas Allowed is a Simulation, Strategy game from Hoochoo Game Studios with a 77% positive Steam review signal. Indie Lantern indexes it for players browsing by weird, single-player.

Game snapshot
- Developer
- Hoochoo Game Studios
- Release year
- 2021
- Playtime
- Varies by player
- Price
- $19.99
- Review signal
- 77% positive
Screenshots






System requirements
PC
- Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5-5200U
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 1 GB available space - Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10
Processor: Core i5-9400F
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1660S
DirectX: Version 12
Storage: 1 GB available space
macOS
- Minimum
- OS: macOS 10.13
Processor: Intel Core i5-5200U equivalent or higher
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX 960 equivalent or higher
Storage: 1 GB available space - Recommended
- OS: Latest macOS
Processor: Core i5-9400F equivalent or higher
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1660S equivalent or higher
Storage: 1 GB available space
From Steam reviews
Review notes
No Umbrellas Allowed is worth a closer look if you want deckbuilding, strong atmosphere, pixel art, and exploration.
Best for players who want strong atmosphere, pixel art, cyberpunk, and deckbuilding.
Check more carefully if you dislike unclear onboarding.
confusing-onboarding
FrictionThe first hours can be unclear without patience or outside help.
deckbuilding
Play styleCard choices, deck shape, and synergies matter.
strong-atmosphere
ToneThe mood, place, and presentation carry a lot of the experience.
pixel-art
SettingThe visual language is pixel-led or deliberately retro.
exploration
Play styleThe draw is moving through spaces, discovering details, and learning the world.
replayable
FitThe structure gives reasons to return rather than finish once.
cyberpunk
SettingThe game leans into neon, hacking, or corporate-dystopia texture.
management
Play styleThe game asks you to run, improve, or balance a system over time.
Steam review snapshots
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Check it if you want simulation, strategy filtered by weird, single-player.
Who might skip it
Research further on Steam if you need verified accessibility details, exact playtime, or current system requirements.